Pineview Drive


Pineview Drive on Steam (demo available)

MSRP: $19.99

Platforms: Win, Linux

Release: 7/31/14

Loading up Pineview Drive for the first time, and this is what I’m greeted with.


This warning is a lot to live up to, Pineview Drive. It’s a lot.

Spoiler: Nothing in the first day of the game even comes close to living up to it.  Gameplay consists of walking around a house, collecting useful items like matches and flashlight batteries, and the oh-so-tiresome search for keys.  Because most of the rooms are locked. And you’re looking for the one single location that will advance the game.


While it’s true of all games, I feel like it applies doubly to horror titles: you have to grab the player right from the beginning.  Pineview Drive’s super-short intro cut scene didn’t grab, and the story isn’t front-loaded here. The player character is going to try to spend a month in a house where someone disappeared years ago, and where no one has managed to stay for 30 days since then. Um. Ok? Sounds a little nutty to me, even by horror game standards of logic, but sure.


In fact, I found it all so dreadfully boring, I had completely forgotten about the game’s whole reason for being – it’s supposed to be able to track your fear.  Since I wasn’t feeling any fear, I have no idea how this is supposed to manifest.  All I was feeling was annoyance at not being able to predict which light a wall switch would turn on or off, and irritation at things that looked like they should be interactable but weren’t.


If I had to guess, I’d say it likely improves the longer you stay in the house, but since there’s no indication that the basic mechanics change at all, I can’t bear the thought of another 29 days of key hunting and room searching. I feel like for a game with a $20 price tag, there should be more depth of play, fear-tracking not withstanding. Instead, I feel like I ended up with a six-hour long door-unlocking simulator.

One thought on “Pineview Drive

  1. […] I already feel like Silence of the Sleep is a better key finding simulator than some other games.  If you manage to be deft at avoiding fog (because fog will kill you), you’ll probably get […]


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